Suck it up like man Roy min.....ye ken she,ll get ower it in a couple o months or so

i min shes not as firery as she used to be ,i had a yam fzr750r missile and decided to buy a cbr 400rr and didnt tell her i was buying it and it got delivered in a van unbeknown to me while i was at work,they pushed it round back and put it in mi workshop.
i got home from work walked in the house to meet her with a face like thunder..
whats up with you?
nothing
are you sure?
yes
had a silent tea thrown at me and then the downward spiral began
have you something to tell me?
me nope
have you bought a new bike?
nope cant afford one
oh ok well what the fuck is that thing that came today
what thing?
that frigging thing in your work shop
BUSTED!
three weeks later she found out from some woman at work that i had another bike a cb1000 big one that was a my mate johns house and had been there for over 6 months.....
now that was the straw that broke the camels back...fuck did i suffer for that one took 6 month for her to get over it ... in a way it was good for me the quietest 6 month i have ever had pure bliss.....i cooked my own meals,got my own shopping, slept on mi tod in the spare room with the dog.i come home from work and she pissed of out to her sisters...
funny fuckers them women..
pitty that cb1000 tried to kill me i liked that bike...she fucking hated it and has hated every bike since..